dnevnik srpskog samoubice

The sequal of ''Diary of serbian suicider'' shall have the name ''Belgrade AD'' and I will explain you how Telekom AD is buying and selling souls of young Serbs to Deutche Telekom without knowing of our president and government. I have all the papers, I am ready to press charges against Telekom A.D. We will see what will PR of Telekom A.D. has to say when I say:

''how about them apples?

Mada sumnjam da će seljak koji radi u Telekomu razumeti engleski a kamoli Bostonski sleng...

So, get ready for RAGE AGAINST MASHINE!!!

Rekao bih da NYN dobijaju CHicago Bullse...

Da Oklahoma city dobija Dallas kauboje...

Da Sacremento Kingsi dobijaju Boston...

i da golden stejt dobija lejkerse...

Šta vi mislite braćo bljogeri?

If there is two Serbs in one room, it must be hell, said janosh de selby

Eto, bilo mi je lijepo u lijepoj državi Kroaciji dok nisam naišao na Sašu Srbina, drug-dealera iz Pule koji mi je maznuo svu lovu i mobilni.

Don't get me wrong, mogao sam ja tu malu pizdu da oborim na Zemlju i zakoljem ga... ali je jedini srpski pisac koga cenim, a ime mu je Dušan Kovačević rekao:

''Nema rata dok ne udari brat na brata...''

Nisam udario na brata, ali mi nema Nokie, znači Srbija do Tokija, ali gde je urokijeva Nokija... to zna samo Jadransko more gde uros the big fat liar is sleeping with fishes...

I really hate fucking Belgrade!!!!